Recent shocking reports show that Michael Jackson is still dead. Despite the recent media surge focusing on the upcoming Jackson trial, medical exams have shown that although his career has come back to life Jackson himself remains cold and in the ground.
“It doesn’t make sense” said local Jackson fan “Michael Jackson’s career always gets a jump start whenever he is in a trial”. While it is true that Jackson’s popularity rose in the child molestation trials, forcing him into many more public appearances, Jackson remains uncharacteristically silent about his upcoming murder trial.
While most agree that his death really helped his popularity, making us forget virtually every eccentric quark of the last two decades, many feel as though its time for Jackson to move on.
“I just hate it when a celebrity gets all hung up on some new fad” said a fan “I mean its just pathetic when people can’t move on”
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