Awww! Look at the monkeys! I like monkey babies! I wonder if Mom is a monkey, too.
Or, you could just let me go shoeless like I am now. I’m not going to be hiking the Appalachian Trail soon.
Dad read this and made me down a shot of iodine. Blech. I reminded him that we do not live in Australia.
Natural Light Ice? That’s the cheapest thing at the liquor store. If you’re going to make me drink beer, splurge and get me a New Belgium wheat. But be ready for a monster burp.
Welcome to the world, little boy! You’re parents are krayzee! So baby, baby be mine.
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